so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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