Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I need to stop coming to work sober
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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