What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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