I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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