just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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