I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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