My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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