This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We don't watch enough power rangers
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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