Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I only lived at night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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