Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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