I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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