Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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