I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize