It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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