The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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