Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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