it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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