I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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