Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We are all done wearing pants today
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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