i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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