covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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