Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
