i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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