BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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