You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Randomize