Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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