It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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