For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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