Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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