I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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