Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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