The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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