drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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