She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Randomize
