Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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