"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
