I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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