Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
