I love black thongs
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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