He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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