So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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