Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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