sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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