i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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