Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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