The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize