Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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