Are we in a gay sports bar?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just high enough for therapy.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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