so that wasnt chicken after all
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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