it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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