I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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