i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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