so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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