I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
