I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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