Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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